Joke

From my Uncle…
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, “Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?”
The father thought for a moment, then answered,
“Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.”
“Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars”,
and then, ask your brother “if he’d sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.Come back and tell me what you learn fr om that.”
So the boy went to his mother and asked,
“Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?” The mother replied, “Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!”
The boy then went to his sister and asked, “Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a milli on dollars?”
The girl replied, “Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?!”
The boy then went to his brother and asked, “Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?”
“Of course,” the brother replied. “Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?”
The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, “Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?”
The boy replied, “Yes… potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars………….. but realistically,…… we’re living with two sluts and a queer”

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