You might be Canadian if…

Received from my Sister…

A Little Canadian Humour

Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canucks:

  • If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May you may live in Canada.
  • If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don’t work there, you may live in Canada.
  • If you’ve worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Canada
  • If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialled a wrong number, you may live in Canada
  • If “Vacation” means going anywhere south of Muncie for the weekend you may live in Canada.
  • If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Canada
  • If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Canada
  • If you have switched from “heat” to “A/C” in the same day and back again, you may live in Canada
  • If you can drive 90 kms/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Canada       
  • If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Canada
  • If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Canada         
  • If you design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Canada
  • If the speed limit on the highway is 80km — you’re going 90 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Canada    
  • If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Canada                  
  • If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you may live in Canada
  • If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Canada.
  • If you find 2 degrees “a little chilly”, you may live in Canada           
  • If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your Canadian friends & others, you definitely live in Canada
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2 Responses to “You might be Canadian if…”

  1. jaret Says:

    too funnt! not all of them but a good many are true!!eh

  2. Anonymous Says:

    2 degrees Celsius a little chilly? Never -40 degrees Celsius IS a little chilly LOL!


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