Uncle Jokes

A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad  hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out. So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her tailpipe.
Nothing happened. So she blew a little harder, and still nothing happened. Her blonde roommate saw her and asked, ‘What are you doing?’ The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out. 
The roommate rolled her eyes and said, ‘Duh, like… HELLO! You need to roll up the windows first.’

A blonde was shopping at Target and came across a shiny silver thermos.  She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and took it to the clerk to ask what it was.  The clerk said, ‘Why, that’s a thermos….it keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold.’ ‘Wow,’ said the blonde, ‘that’s amazing.! .I’m going to buy it!!’ So she bought the thermos and took it to work the next day. 
Her boss saw it on her desk. ‘What’s that,’ he asked? ‘Why, that’s a 
thermos…..it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold,’ she replied. 
Her boss inquired, ‘What do you have in it?’ The blond replied……..’Two popsicles and some coffee’

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