Jokes from my sister

A Pentecostal minister was seated next to a Newfie on a flight to St.John’s.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The Newfie asked for a rum & coke, which was poured and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust “I’d rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.”

The Newfie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, “Me too, I didn’t know we had a choice. ”

A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.

Guy behind the counter says, “Male or female?”

Customer says, “Female.”

Counter guy asks, “Black or white?”

Customer says, “White.”

Counter guy asks, “Christian or Muslim?”

Customer says, “What the hell does religion have to do with it?”

Counter guy says, “The Muslim one blows itself up!”

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