Doooh’s Picture Of the Day:
As of late, I just have nothing to blog about. Been busy with work, I built a new bird feeder, went Sunday shopping (for the first time that its been “legal” here in Nova Scotia…yes we do still live in the dark ages here), got some new clothes and computer stuff, went to a movie (watched Open Season), had chicken and ribs for dinner last night … and… thats it.
Oh we found out that our second car is on its last legs…3 out of the 4 cylinders are leaking, which means that oil is getting into the cylinders and being burned, which means it sucks oil even more than it sucks gas. The mechanic was amazed that it still worked when I told him how bad it was (that is, sucking about a liltre of oil a day, when I drive it to work). He sold us a $20 bottle of oil additive that is suppossed to help, but it will be burned away within a week. My wife is now taking it to work instead of me, as she has less distance to cover than I, so the hope is that we can prolong the life of the beast until…well, until we decide to give up on it. Who knows when that is, perhaps when we win the lotto!
JOKE OF THE DAY
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, “Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?”
The Lone Ranger replies, “I see millions of stars.”
“What that tell you?” asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, “Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and
potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What’s it tell you, Tonto?”
“You dumber then buffalo shit. Someone stole the tent.”