Doooh’s Picture of the Day:
As I was driving in to work this morning, I thought of a brilliant blog entry that I could make. I thought about how I would write it, and even started composing it in my head. Then as I was about to pull onto the road leading up to the bridge that I cross every day I found it backed up horribly. It took me twenty minutes to even get close to the tolls, then shortly thereafter there had been a car accident, so there were two cars pulled over in one lane, with a cop car and a bridge police car behind them. I’m not one of those people who necessarily concerns themselves with being late for work, nor is my company a stickler for people being on time, necessarily so I wasn’t overly concerned about that, but what does bother me is things not moving. I don’t mind things moving slowly and causing me to take longer to get to work, but its sitting there watching the people walking on the sidewalks passing me. As long as I’m moving, I’m ok.
So its that traffic snarl that distracted me from my brilliant idea for a blog entry and as such, I have since forgotten what it was I came up with. So now instead of having something witty and fun to read, you’re stuck reading this drivel of how easily distracted I can be. Oh well, I guess you’ll have to satisfy yourself with the brilliant and witty joke of the day…
JOKE OF THE DAY:
The poor country pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought. “How could you do this!” he exclaimed.
“I don’t know,” she wailed, “I was standing in the store looking at the dress. Then I found myself trying it on. It was like the Devil was whispering to me, ‘Gee, you look great in that dress. You should buy it.'”
“Well,” the pastor persisted, “You know how to deal with him! Just tell him, “Get behind me, Satan!”
“I did,” replied his wife, “but then he said “It looks great from back here, too!”