Seal it with a kiss

Please don’t take my seal-oil away Sir Paul and Bridget Bardot! I take my Omega-3 seal-oil pills everyday, they are a boon to anyone with arthritic pain in their joints. Thats not me, but I do have joints that are a pain, so I take them everyday. And here’s these celebrity freaks trying to stop the seal hunt because “they” think its cruel. Booo-frickety-hoo ya vegie-eatin’ freaks who have too much time on their hands and too much money that they need to look for stuff to do and complain about. There is an over population of seals here in Canada eh! I don’t give a damn how cute they look, they’re eatin all the fish and stuff. Maybe we need relocate all of those polar bears from the arctic that are losing their natural habitat up there (because all of you celebrity-types are driving your huge-ass Hummer limos all of the time and spewing forth so much carbon-dioxide into the atmosphere that its causing the polar ice caps to be melting away to nothing) and put them right in the middle of where all these seals are, then these hippy-freak-celebrities won’t have anything to bitch about, cause then its “all natural”. One species feeding off another, oh wait, aren’t “we” doing the same thing when we hunt them? Ohhh no thats different!

My French-mime son!


A young man is staggering about drunk with a key in his hand.

“What’s going on ‘ere then?” says a passing policeman.

“They stole me bloody car!” shouts the drunk.

“Where did you last see it?” asks the copper.

“On the end of this key!” wails the drunk.

The policeman looks him over and says, “Are you aware, sir, that your penis is hanging out of your trousers?”

“Holy shit!” screams the drunk; “They got me girlfriend too!”


4 Responses to “Seal it with a kiss”

  1. Sethalos Says:

    Yep, it’s just the cause of the moment. A way for them to get more camera time and promote themselves. Hypocrisy Extreme.

    I don’t even think they realize the rationale behind the seal hunt.

    Of course, I think it would be a hell of alot more humane to shoot the little squishies, rather than clubbing them to death.


  2. dooohhead Says:

    Clubbing is just a falacy propagated by the media. They don’t do that anymore.

  3. Phil McCracken Says:

    Hard to believe with that kind of fashion sense that he wasn’t offered a modeling job in Europe.

  4. HG Says:

    Ha!!! I’m thinking that mustache really makes him look like a handsome Frenchman!! Yup yup, I do!!!!!!

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