Moose day

As some of you might know, I have a Newfie brother in law.  I’m okay with it, I don’t hold it against him.  The following are some pictures that he sent me over the weekend.  They were all taken in Newfie.

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This first one is kinda funny.  These three moose appear to be praying.  The owner of the property in which they decided to do this on, just happened to be a priest of a local church.

The following series of pictures, I want you to remember that the woman who was driving the car survived without any serious injury:

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(I realize the thumbs for these aren’t showing up, but if you click on them the correct image shows up.)

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JOKE OF THE DAY:

‘Twas the night before Christmas–Old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!

I’ve busted my ass for damn near a year,
Instead of “Thanks Santa”–what do I hear?
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.
The elves want more money–The reindeer all fight.

Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter,
They say I owe taxes–if that ain’t damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?

And the kids these days–they all are the pits
They want the impossible–Those mean little shits
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls…Their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of yo yo’s–No request for them,
They want computers and robots…they think – I’m IBM!

Flying through the air…dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I’m quitting this job there’s just no enjoyment
I’ll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.

There’s no Christmas this year now you know the reason,
I found me a blonde. I’m going SOUTH for the season.

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Posted in At Work. 1 Comment »

One Response to “Moose day”

  1. LOTGK Says:

    Boris…..
    We must get Moose and Squirrel…..
    Great photos


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