What do you call the end peices of a loaf of bread? I’ve always called then “the crusts”, but I’ve heard other terms for them. Heels, or ends, whatever you call them, they’re the last things you see when you go to make yourself a sandwich. Nobody ever eats them, except me of course, at least in my house. My wife purposely avoids them, even from on a fresh loaf. When I come across them I usually eat them or toast them until they’re almost black, then I slather on the peanut butter….mmmm burnt toast…and peanut butter…”I smell burnt toast! Doctor, I smell burnt toast!”….Doooh, no I’m not having a seizure, I just like it every once in a while. My wife always gets mad at me for making the house smell of burnt toast. I always open my mouth and show her how pretty the inside of mouth is when I eat it. All the nice black flakes all over my teeth and the inside of my mouth…LOL…she likes it…LOL…NOT! Geez, that reminds me, I haven’t had burnt toast for quite awhile now…Hmmm, maybe this saturday, then no one else is awake yet…ya, thats a good idea!
JOKE OF THE DAY
Two guys are moving about in a supermarket when their carts collide.
One says to the other, “I’m sorry – I was looking for my wife.”
“What a coincidence, so am I, and I’m getting a little desperate.”
“Well, maybe I can help you. What does your wife look like?”
“She’s tall, with long hair, long legs, firm boobs and a tight ass.
What’s your wife look like?”
“Never mind, let’s look for yours!”