Not so public washrooms

At work here, we have access to a washroom facility that is sparcely capable of accomodating the amount of “males” on the floor.  We are lucky in that “we” as a company, don’t share the facilities with people from say another company.  There is only one toilet and two urinals.  The paper towel dispenser is the type where the paper is folded into the next towel, so when you pull out one, the next comes part way out ready to be taken by the next person.  What I hate about it, is that when additional towels are added to the dispenser, they are not automatically folded into the previous towels that may already be there, so when you come to that “break”, the next towel doesn’t come out.  When I encounter such events, I simply open the dispenser and make the towel come out properly.  What pisses me off is that most other people when they encounter this, go to the bother of figuring out how to open the damn thing, but instead of taking the extra second or so to feed the towl through the opening so that it works properly, they reach up and pull out a wad of towels and set them on the counter and then leave the dispensor in the not-working state.  WTF??!!  I mean they figured out how to open it, which isn’t necessarily common knowledge unless you are somewhat technical and can figure such things out for yourself, so why NOT bother to put the towels through the opening so that it works properly?  Its damn lazyness, thats what it is!  Its the same with the water cooler jugs.  It always seems that when I go to get a drink of water, the damn jug is empty and I am the one that has to change it.  If something like that needs to be done, take the few seconds required and do it DAMMIT!

JOKE OF THE DAY:

A
girl goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she takes off her
blouse, the doctor notices a red ‘H’ on her chest. “How did you get
that mark on your chest?” asks the doctor. “Oh, my boyfriend went to
Harvard and he’s so proud of it he never takes off his Harvard
sweatshirt, even when we make love,” she replies.

A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As
she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue ‘Y’ on her chest. “How did
you get that mark on your chest?” asks the doctor. “Oh, my boyfriend
went to Yale and he’s so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale
sweatshirt, even when we make love,” she replies.

A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As
she takes off her blouse, he notices a green ‘M’ on her chest. “Do you
have a boyfriend at Michigan?” asks the doctor.

“No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin, Why do you ask?”

Posted in At Work. 1 Comment »

One Response to “Not so public washrooms”

  1. XTAP59 Says:

    Remember the old cloth towels? They were on a spindle roll and you pulled down about a foot and then the next person would pull down for a fresh section……
    ahh memories.


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